When I was a kid growing up on the west coast, I always dreamed about having a bike. A bike and youth is freedom. Freedom to visit people in other neighborhoods. Freedom from walking. Freedom from having to take a bus and sitting next to that guy that hasn’t seen a shower since last week. Man, I’m way older now and I still don’t have a bike.

In the meantime I can fill the void with this shirt.

$26 + shipping at Vital Industries