Everywhere you look, there is an Orwellian camera perched on a pole somewhere watching your every move. If I had a stronger ego, I’d be flattered that I was important enough to be the focus of an entire government’s surveillance scheme. I’ll just have to settle with my mild paranoia.

Even the field with this shirt and show the man you’re watching him watch you.

$9 + shipping at Nice Nines

This shirt answers the age-old question WWCheW?

What better way to show his revolutionary spirit than to sport a shirt with an image that has become synonymous with the people’s revolt. I know that it may “seem” narcissistic to walk around with your own picture on your frontside, but it’s not like the shirt on the image is wearing a shirt with his image on it?

Actually, that would be pretty cool. For now, pick this one up and be like Che.

$16.99 + shipping at The Onion Store

Ript Apparel: Platasus The Aviator

Who needs aerodynamics when you have wings and that tail.

$10 + shipping at Ript Apparel

Teefury: Terror Bear

Here’s what happens when you make a Care Bear mad.

$9 + shipping at Teefury

DesignByHumans: Artskull

Who dropped a paint tray on my Jolly Roger?

$15 + shipping at DesignByHumans

shirt.woot: The Filthy Hippies

dig it, man!

$10 + shipping at shirt.woot

Teextile: Star Kiss

This shirt lets the world know that you really like your boyfriend/girlfriend. (I’m not just saying that because he/she is standing right there.)

$12 + shipping at Teextile

Uneetee: Camouflage

If you look closely, you’ll see bars around that zebra

$10 + shipping at Uneetee

Before Lowdtown Friends & Family, there was RAWR! Clothing. Actually, there was Ray Masaki, then there was Rawr! Clothing, and then there was Lowdtown Friends & Family . Well, technically, there were Ray Masaki’s parents, then there was Ray Masaki, then there was Rawr! Clothing, and then there was Lowdtown Friends & Family.

After this shirt sells out Rawr! Clothing will be no more.

Ray’s putting more focus on being better with his most recent offering. Care to guess what that venture is called?

Grab one soon. Larges are already gone and the rest will be going fast.

$12 + shipping at Lowdtown Friends & Freaks

I agree with this shirt. The more simplistic a design, the more sophisticated it is. Consider a room with minimal furnishings. Sophisticated, yah? Now, start randomly adding little statues and trinkets to the room. More sophisticated or less?

Depends on your idea of sophistication, you say?

Well.. Davinci agreeed with me. so, nyah!

$15 + shipping at Itself.